deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

(via basic-bitch-with-food)

supermassiveasshole:

when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet

(via basic-bitch-with-food)

narutoe:

i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows

(via basic-bitch-with-food)

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(Source: yggdrasilly, via basic-bitch-with-food)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(via geothebio)