goldshirts-tightpants: little-goose: Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas I mean really I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.
texasbowlegs: i swear the only thing i could think about when jennifer lawrence fell at the oscars last night was that somewhere in a dark room leo dicaprio whispered at his tv screen “i wouldn’t have tripped”
isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.” And I think I actually scared him...
connected-to-harley: Can you imagine if Pepper and Tony were to ever have kids that in the delivery room the nurse would try to hand Tony the baby and he’d just look at it like i don’t like to be handed things
lesbionage: hinkelvinkel: when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work but it’s not And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005
warpedlamp: I have found the perfect gif representation of what internet arguments look like.
Enjolras: Is it just a game, for rich young boys to play?
Marius: But you're richer than m-
Enjolras: THE COLOURS OF THE WORLD ARE CHANGING DAY BY DAAAAAAAAAAY
I wish I’d done everything on Earth with you.– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via those-days-are-dead)
the-fandoms-are-cool: how I discovered I was pansexual shit that guy’s hot oh fuck that girl’s hot too wait what trans people are hot as well damn sweet jesus I’m not sure what gender you are but you’re very hot is there a term for this condition
me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
lastknownwriter: notquiteluke: nepeter: im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh what word am i supposed to use while writing rumble spheres globes of fury
robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
beyoncebeytwice: i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
softgrunge420: I feel like yahoo is our new stepdad and we don’t like him yet
infinityonhighest: SUPERNATURAL STARTED OUT AS TWO BOYS LOOKING FOR THEIR DAD AND NOW THIS
oomshi: *asks ouija board what’s for dinner*
night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow
morning of school: nevermind
gnarly: my computer screen is brighter than my future
graysea: Hello old sport my name old sport is Jay old sport Gatsby old sport old sport
catpun: PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
mycroft-holmes-approves: sodamnrelatable: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.